Ewwww

So yeah.  On Sunday, my cyst had turned into an abscess.

Now I read up on it, and the plan of action was to go to the doctors today(Monday) and get it checked out, and they’d most likely take a scalpel to it, and drain all the pus out of it.

During my reading, there was one thread on a forum where people were talking about how bad it smelt.  “Worst smell ever” was repeated numerous times.  One person said theirs burst, their cat smelt it, and was sick for three days.

And so of course – mine burst.

I was sitting on the couch playing the UFC game when I felt my ass crack be a bit wet.  So I stuck my fingers back there and sure enough – it had burst while I was busy making Huerta tap out to an armbar.

And I just had to smell it.

If someone tells you that something is the worst smell in the world – you just HAVE to smell it don’t you?  There’s no way you can go through life not knowing what that smell actually is.

So I did.

And they were right.

I can’t accurately describe how it smelt.  I will just say it was the most disgusting smell in the history of smells, and I wish I could go back to the innocent age, where a really ‘eggy’ fart was the worst thing I had smelt.

So yeah.  If your abscess bursts – don’t smell it.  That’s your life lesson for today.