Jesus Christ…

So I decided to have a relaxing Friday morning.  I went for breakfast with my dad, then afterwards went for a walk downtown.  I went to the library to pick up some books, relaxed and had a tea on a patio, then went for a haircut.  Yep, just a nice relaxing day…

…up until my near-death experience.

After the haircut I was heading home, and was waiting at the light when my friend texted me.  It was a message that said “Holy fuck!  A snake???  Is everyone okay?” It was obviously a message intended for someone else, but as the light turned green I started to walk, holding my phone up to the left as I read the message.  If I wasn’t doing that I would’ve been fucked – because some crazy ass driver decided to run a red light and came flying across the road straight at me.  He must’ve been doing at least 50kmh.  If I was looking straight on, I would’ve been FUCKED as I wouldn’t have seen him and he would’ve just mowed me right fucking down.  It was a big soccer mom van too.  Thankfully as I was looking at my phone I saw him, and managed to dive out of the way for the most part.  I still got dinged on my left foot which is sore as fuck.  Of course, asshole didn’t even stop, he just kept fucking driving.

Christ.  Well, time to have a good stiff drink!